Mullet

I know I haven't written on here in a while.... and I will get back into it BUT in the mean time... I heard that David, my brother, now has a mullet... hhahaha... dork. and so... I would like to dedicate this post and this song to him... particularly the bolded part. ya big dufus!

Well I thought about the army
Dad said, son you're high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old mans advice
Three sad semesters
It was only 15 grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead...

Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at chick-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in may
And in june reformed without me
And they got a different name
I nuked another grandmas apple pie
And hung my head in shame

Been thinking a lot today
Been thinking a lot today

Oh, I think Ill write a screenplay
Oh, I think Ill take it to la
Oh, I think Ill get it done yesterday

In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God please spare me more rejection
cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

Ive been thinking a lot today
Ive been thinking a lot today
Ive been thinking a lot today
I thought about the army...

DAVID: GET RID OF THE MULLET